Hope you all have a shockingly debauched and disgraceful christmas that will cause you shame and embarrassment for many years to come......All the best Tim ,The Lovely Lynne ,the Little(?) 'un Elara n' Charlie the dog xxx
Monday, 23 December 2013
Thursday, 19 December 2013
The other day i was guzzling yet another mug of tea watching an old 'original STAR TREK'..in HD....I couldnt see the difference, STAR TREK was one of those 60's series that wasn't grainy ,but more slightly blurred. When we went up market once upon a lifetime ago and got our first colour telly . One of the features of colour telly was the lack of grainliness, but the increase in blurriness....The new HD just makes it more blurry ,so back to the first colour telly ,but watching it on our new 'Flat-Screen'.
CAPTAIN SHATNER and the crew were on an alien paper mache surface ,with SPOCK,McCOY and a couple in the RED shirts who you always knew were going to get killed, all got the order ,"Set phasers to stun!"....to get some rubber alien wandering about . Just after i took the dog out for a ramble in the woods and as i shuffled along as the dog pee'ed n' sniffed on every bush n' plant in the whole wood, the squirrels opened fire and i could hear a few nuts thudding to the floor and 2 clacked off my skull, i couldn't believe it!...They'd opened fire and set their phasers to 'NUTS', dyslexic squirrels i s'pose!