Wednesday 28 November 2012

TAKING THE PISCINE OUT OF THE AMERICAN MEDICAL INSURANCE SYSTEM AND AVOIDING PAYING IT BY PRETENDING TO BE A FISH !!!!!


When we were over in the good ol' U.S.of A. the other week ,in FLORIDA we had to go to SEA WORLD and while there i got dragged kicking and screaming to see the Killer Whales jumping and splashing about, very impressive they are ,but very mercenary. They wont even stick their snout above the water unless they get a bucket of fish to swallow from the team of swim suit clad smiling typical American girls called Becky and who say "Hi!" a lot.

As we sat there waiting for the show to start ,a big screen started to show a Disney type "If we all band together we can save our wonderful ,beautiful world!" cute ecological film......They showed their fish medical department which has, apparently some of the most advanced equipment there is. It was commented how the hospital was as good as a human hospital. The only difference i could see was that if your human you have to pay through the nose to be treated and cured, if your medical insurance policy isnt paid up to date ,tough shit ,you could find yourself in a hole ,or, as the gangsters used to say"Swimming with the fishes!".....Who thanks to the sea world and such places are a lot healthier. than the folks of that great nation. I think to avoid any medical bills dress up as a dolphin ,as everybody loves the dolphins and go to the fish doctor with your malady ,dont tell him what the problem is,but with dolphins being dead clever you might be able to indicate whats up, the piscine doctors and nurses wont be suspicious they'll just be amazed how wonderful nature is and how cute dolphins are.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

buy valium valium effects while pregnant - can you buy valium india

Anonymous said...

http://technologiesuae.com/#2938 medication given xanax overdose - will 1mg xanax do anything

Anonymous said...

(Thank you rounds are always welcome, of course.
* Team answer sheets - Basically a grid lined A4 type sheet with
answer write in numbered boxes and a line on top for the team name.
The food is decent and the drink specials on Tuesdays include $2.


My web site: Free Quiz Answer Sheets

Anonymous said...

On Sunday nights Erin Jaimes hosts a blues jam where anyone from
Alan Haynes to Gary Clark, Jr. * Team answer sheets - Basically a grid lined A4 type
sheet with answer write in numbered boxes and
a line on top for the team name. The food is decent and the drink specials on Tuesdays include $2.


Here is my web page good Pub quiz Names

Anonymous said...

On Sunday nights Erin Jaimes hosts a blues jam where anyone from Alan Haynes
to Gary Clark, Jr. Brazenhead is a great place to go with your family or for
a business lunch or dinner, but if you are looking for a party atmosphere,
this isn't it. They feature almost nightly drink specials and some form of entertainment every night of the week--DJ's, live music,
trivia, you name it.

Look at my website - pub quiz names